tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13796177575519377522012-01-02T02:11:49.495-06:00Xavier Cromartiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11509246345931305008noreply@blogger.comBlogger171100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1379617757551937752.post-59310029901429087572008-09-03T15:42:00.004-05:002011-01-16T11:14:09.877-06:00

Rico: Making friends isn't something I'm good at. Jackson: Well, gee, I wonder why? Rico: I think it's 'cause the world is full of idiots! My mom says it's my attitude... idiot.

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I watched for like 5 minutes.Miley put a tube in her pants, and filled them with white stuffing. Then, she blew up.

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Mikayla: Has-been! Hannah: Never-was! Mikayla: Bottle-blonde! Hannah: Lip-syncher! Mikayla: Bra-stuffer! Hannah: [gasp!] ----- Jackson: Here dude, try this. Rico: [rubs on the magazine cologne sample] Eww! What kind of cologne is this? Jackson: It's not. I spilled pickle juice on it an hour ago. You just got PWNED! Oliver: PWNED!

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"PEOPLES! PLEASE DON'T LEAVE PERVERTED COMMENTS ABOUT MILEY'S BREAST! I WILL CUT THAT SCENE OUT IF IT KEEPS HAPPENING, SO STOP POINTING IT OUT, IT'S PERVERTED AND SICK, SO STOP IT!"

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Robbie Ray: [answers phone] Hello? No, there's no one here by the name of Gunnar. Sorry, this ain't the Tinkle residence. Well I don't care what you say, I'm not Gunnar Tinkle! Gonna tinkle... Joe is that you?Joe Jonas: Haha, we so own you!Nick Jonas: Busted!Kevin Jonas: That was sick!Robbie Ray: Oh you boys LOL!...Miley: So why was 6 afraid of 7? 'Cause 7 ate 9! Haha! That is hysterical!...Lilly

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Guillermo Montoya: One little itty bitty thing: Guillermo Montoya never loses. Never!Hannah Montana: Never? Not even in a little charity game, you know, for, uh, fun? Ah-he-he!Guillermo Montoya: Fun is for losers. I'll take care of Roddick. You make Dakota cry more than she did in that big movie. [Waving to Dakota] Hi Dakota! [To Hannah] Aim for her head....Guillermo Montoya: I thought you put

Xavier Cromartiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11509246345931305008noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1379617757551937752.post-57350268251529628952008-06-01T22:31:00.007-05:002010-03-26T12:23:40.344-05:00

This episode has tons of good quotes! I Miley: You're going down, phony Joannie! Lilly: Who smells like week-old bologna! Miley: That's been in your locker all alone-y! Lilly: Right next to that... that... Miley: Melted ice cream cone-y. Lilly: Ooh girl, you are in the zone-y! II [Picking teams for flag football, it's down to the last 2 girls.] Joannie: Pick your poison, Truscott. You're gonna

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Great episode. Rico shines. Here's another example of Jackson, typical male. Becky: You're such a good teacher! I just have one question. How do you say 'kiss me' in Spanish? Jackson: Oh, that's easy, that's... Ohhhhh! Snowball: Bucktooth Becky! Becky: What? Jackson: Uh... just ignore him. Snowball: Becky with the bad breath! Becky: *gasp* Why is he saying that? Jackson: He's a bird... he just.

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Robbie Ray: When it comes to girls, boys will say and do just about anything.[enter Jackson, on the phone]Jackson: No, no Julie, I'm serious! I am a professional motocross racer.

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A bolt of lightning warps Miley and Jackson back to 1987 (but it's only a dream)...Jackson: Our mom was totally hot!Miley was a total bitch for the first 10 minutes of this episode, but turns out to be sweet at the end! Wait a sec, that's how every episode goes!I saw a commercial for High School Musical 2 during this episode. Ashley Tisdale is SO HOT.

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Miley: What have you done to my bathroom?Jackson: Just a little reorganization. My shaving stuff? In this fancy new holder.Miley: You're using one of my bras?Jackson: Actually I'm using two of your bras. The other one's holding my hair stuff. Check it out. You could market these puppies. You could call them the bra-basket. Ooh: the bra-sket.

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Rico: Go get me a moist towelette. And make it hot, like my Latin blood!

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Jackson: Some hick from Mooville, Minnesota decided that I'm his new best buddy, and now he won't leave me alone. If I have to hear that stupid accent one more time, I'm gonna knock myself unconscious with a frozen trout don't cha know!

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Jake: Miley!?Miley: Who says real life doesn't have happy endings?EDIT: OMG, this video is hilarity.

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Miley talks to Robbie Ray about getting Jackson fired:Miley: Daddy, I feel awful! I opened my big mouth and got him fired, then opened it again and got him hired, and then fired again. Maybe I should just keep my big mouth shut.Robbie: Oh, honey, let's face it. You'll never be able to keep that big mouth shut.

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So, Miley goes out with this boy named Willis in order to make Jake Ryan jealous. At the bowling alley, she finds out that Willis is only 11 years old! Miley's reaction?"Whatchu talkin' 'bout Willis?"LOL, didn't see that coming!

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